[haroldegibbons]

Johnny: Hello, Troll?

Bridge Troll: <grunt>

Johnny: Troll, could you jailbreak these Waalgarten apples for me?

Bridge Troll: <scratches head>

Bridge Troll: <smashes Waalgarten apples>

Bridge Troll sloughs three Waalgarten apple seeds and a human toe in your general direction.

Johnny: Hmmm, maybe I'll just buy them at Waalgarten.

Dr Waalgarten: Hold it right there! Are those Waalgarten brand apples?

Johnny: I, uh...

Johnny points.

Johnny: Oh, no! The red coats!

Dr Waalgarten: What!? Wher...

Johnny kicks Dr Waalgarten in the shins and runs away.