[Igelau]

> store greeters

This must have been Walmart. I always figured they had greeters because the small town Protestant church from my childhood had greeters.

[HarryHirsch]

The Church had doormen since the beginning, in the West the office of the doorman was the lowest of the Minor Orders until when Paul VI reformed Lower Orders in 1972.

Not surprising that the Temple of Mammon also has doormen. Heh.