[powvans]

This comment sounds like the inspiration for an Anchorman style comedic exploration of the dark underbelly of the vending machine world.

[Cthulhu_]

I did hear one of those factoids saying more people are killed by vending machines than sharks...

https://freakonomics.com/2011/09/08/how-are-sharks-less-dang...

[duderific]

Sure, but how many people are killed by mafia thugs when trying to muscle in on their vending machine territory