[0xcoffee]

Make sure you get a second opinion

[maskedoffender]

Oh believe me, I've had plenty of second opinions. I even ask the most brutal and least polite people I know.

It's not a merit of less frequent bathing, it's just my genetics. I just don't produce stinky sweat.

My brother-in-law was jealous after he smelled a pair of socks I had worn for a week and there was virtually no odor.

[sdflhasjd]

Someone once told me something very similar before... I was too polite to say otherwise.

[UncleMeat]

Yeah in my experience every single person who has told me of the virtues of bathing less often stunk in that very moment.