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by ravenstine 2088 days ago
Hey, what's up everyone, it's your man Todd. I'm back with another video and, today, we're gonna throw a giant rock off this bridge! But first, a word from our sponsor.

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OK guys, so I'm gonna tell you a story about how I've been throwing rocks off this bridge for years. You see, my ol' grandpappy showed me how to throw rocks into the river when I was 10, and he told me "Boy, life's a lot like these rocks. It goes up and up, and one day you find it plunging straight into an icy river of death." And that just really inspired me, y'know? Rest in peace, ol' man. I love ya! Hey Frank, did your grandpa ever teach you to throw rocks into a river?

3 minutes later at a convenience store

Sorry, we can't film in here? We just wanted to buy some snacks. Yo, we're just a youtube channel, alright? It's not cool? Okay, fine, we'll turn it off. You coulda just been cool about it, jeez.

8 minutes of nonsense later

(couple walks by)

How y'all doin'? Oh, we're just having some good wholesome fun here, throwing rocks into the river.

Oh shit, I hope we don't see Officer Bradley around here again. The last time we throw a rock off the bridge he was like "You darn kids" and I was like "Whoa, bro, chill!"

3 minutes later

Alright, here goes nothin'!

(throws giant rock off bridge)

Guys, this was incredible! That's actually one of the BIGGEST rocks we've ever thrown in here! Unbelievable, dude. Oh. My god. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Another 3 minutes of bro'ing around

So guys, if you want to see what happened after we threw that rock into the river, stay tuned for my "Tossing a Rock into the River AFTERMATH" video.

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5 comments

Wow that's perfect. Even the plug for a mobile game lol
Thanks, I hate it!!

I try and keep myself insulated from this kind of garbage YouTube but sometimes it starts to leak into channels I used to love. It's made me unsubscribe more than once.

The formula is so recognizable now that I assume it has to work on the majority of people?

I'd like to know which video you transcribed this from. /s
This comment is perfection
thanks man, I laughed like crazy. Do you have more?
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