[inglor_cz]

Lol.

Czech here, I was stopped by the police once in the night on an empty 4-lane road doing exactly the speed limit. They breathalyzed me, looked at the zero and one of them said: "you know, when someone keeps the limit at midnight on this stretch of the road, they are usually drunk".

[antonvs]

Next time a cop stops you for speeding, just explain, "I was speeding so you wouldn't be worried that I was drunk."

[sharemywin]

and you said: Why would I drink when I have 50 Kilos of coke in the trunk that would be stupid.