[AndrewThrowaway]

Developer: Damn camera takes almost half a second to start!

Tech lead: Can we just leave it on or pre-start it somehow?

Developer: But...

Tech lead: I will think of something.

Tech lead to management: We made camera start 150% faster!

Management: Wow wow wow. It is so great to have such an experienced tech lead we pay so much for.

Tech lead drives into the sunset with his brand new Tesla.

[wil421]

You forgot the part where Tech Lead creates a YouTube channel. His Tesla is featured prominently.

[Alex3917]

"How I made the camera 200ms faster (as a millionaire)"

[troughway]

Hey guys it's Ex-Google, Ex-Facebook, Ex-Tesla Tech Lead