[invokestatic]

They will file a trademark claim against you under ICANN UDRP[1]. These are arbitrated so they’re cheap to file and are very quick to resolve (compared to courts).

[1] https://www.icann.org/resources/pages/help/dndr/udrp-en

[pixelpoet]

Thanks, although my example was none too classy, I had no idea what is actually done in such cases.