[Vivtek]

Money quote is - AOL: you've got fail.

Just one of the many points where this guy made me chortle with schadenfreudige glee.

[trustfundbaby]

really? ... I thought it was

"Please. We may be whores, but we are not sluts."

[Vivtek]

OK, that's the other money quote. Actually, there was a lot of quotable material in there.

[tygorius]

Indeed, at least one of the lines was lifted directly from a film. When I ran across that all-caps line at the end of the please-don't-reply-all section, I couldn't help hearing it in Gene Wilder's voice ala Willy Wonka.

[seriocomic]

"suspicious foreign person Arianna Huffington" made me snort my coffee...