[meigwilym]

> You could hold them outside

Given British weather, this would be a desperate gample at best.

> They have stadiums and stuff.

I don't think even Eton have their own stadium.

It might be worth you considering a different country's culture before generalising sweepingly.

[renewiltord]

I moved to America from London, my dude. I still have family all over the UK. Spare me.

It's solvable.