please dont call yourself that its more like i [and others] are hyper paranoid and marginal in behavior due to the nature of pastimes [i myself can promise you that im not malicious but i cant speak for others, i would leave it up to them to speak for themselves]
it isnt so much the channels that you want its the current IP of a non indexed IRC server[s] that you need, of course you could create and maintain your own dynamic IRC server and invite people that you trust or feel kinship toward.
here are a couple of "for instance" breadcrumbs for you to start from: