By wielding the Futamura projections [0][1][2], any interpreter may be turned into a compiler. Perl is handled as one case. Crucially, the resulting compiler need not be fast; if the interpreter is slow, then the compiler will be slow too (this is a special case of the central meme from [3], "if the N'th Futamura projection has quality Q, then the N+1'th Futamura projection will also have quality Q.")