[shajznnckfke]

If I had to come up with an equally just sting where the crime is attempted murder, it would go something like this:

Officer: “I’d love if you’d bring some chocolate ice cream to our date! By the way, I’m deathly allergic to chocolate.”

Rube Sting Target: “Allergic to chocolate? You’re joking, right?”

Officer: “What’s your cell number?”

...

Officer: “See you soon! Don’t forget to pick up that death by chocolate on the way!”

[mimi89999]

Even though it's a very sad story, that comment made me laugh.

[saagarjha]

Add on “and then when you arrive you see the officer eating chocolate, but get arrested when you hand them a piece”.