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I think the urban legend version of this is "just wear gloves"[1].

I do not understand the whole bread and bananas thing. Do as the wife says and make a slice down the middle. add peanut butter and put the two halves back together, and slice in segments. No bread is best.

1) http://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Complicator_0x27_s_Glove...