[supernova87a]

I don't know if I've ever read such a long piece filled with so many interconnected details, but ultimately telling no coherent story.

It's like a modern crackpot conspiracy theory, but told in iPhone land.

[2squirrels]

This is what I was thinking/ further reading the article confirmed. Takes ‘I digress’ into a new dimension. Had to abort midway through.

[kellenmurphy]

I was hoping it went somewhere interesting. It didn't.