[AgentME]

> It's just that "being in a superposition" doesn't feel like listening to the garbled sound of someone simultaneously telling you that the result was positive and that it was negative, or looking at a blurry instrument screen reporting two results at once.

It seems like there's regularly articles saying stuff like "QM implies that both outcomes happen, but it's a longstanding mystery why we only see one outcome", as if they seriously expect your hypothetical to be the consequence of QM. I'm so frustrated at that, because as you say, seeing one outcome is exactly what you'd expect to see from inside of a superposition.

It's almost as frustrating to see as it would be to see an article saying "Newton's theory of gravity says mass attracts mass, but it's a longstanding mystery why we haven't all fallen into the sun". The theory already has an answer for that if you follow the chain of consequences from it.