[davidmathers]

Newton is a self-anointed prophet.

It’s true that the faithful followers of self-anointed prophets will believe without question the dogma of their prophet and perpetuate the dogma.

But such cults have always come to an end.

The Newtonian cult called physics will also end.

w t f

[jarin]

Newtonian gravity is obviously a conspiracy by the intellectual elite to maintain control over the masses.

[demallien]

I find your theory attractive, but they only achieve relative control...

[lwat]

Might be related to the Timecube theory http://www.timecube.com/

[TheBurningOr]

Is it sad that my first thought on seeing this is "That's a valuable domain name!"

[eru]

Nope. This is more clever, and written tongue in cheek.