Or even better, for repetitively-discussed topics, just generate the entire comment thread to save us all time. Examples: nuclear power, housing/transit policy, Tesla/Elon Musk.
Any Show HN gets a top comment saying it's a nice pet project but pretty useless seeing as there's some other tool out there that does the same thing except better
For all scientific studies the correlation is not causality comment.
For articles related to economy the mandatory money printing rant. Sometimes the whole fractional reserve banking spiel.
For astronomy the "blows my mind how insignificant blah blah."
Anything related to nutrition should have keto anecdote. "... and I have never felt so good."