[throwaway140820]

For some reason this is no longer the top post in the submission.

[dang]

We moderate top posts when they break the site guidelines, such as by being unsubstantive rants. Please don't fulminate on HN.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

(No, we don't care one way or another about Apple. We just care about HN.)