[Udo]

Imagine there are two doors.

Behind door 1, baldness. You'll be bald and have a high risk of getting prostate cancer.

Behind door 2, keeping your hair. You'll have a thick, awesome mane to call your own and to do with as you see fit for the rest of your life (including shaving it off occasionally).

So you're telling me you prefer to go through door 1, right?

[georgieporgie]

Yes. I never much liked having hair. It seemed too fussy, high-maintenance, got squished under my motorcycle and bicycle helmets, and made my self-image very unpredictable.