[totetsu]

https://www.anuscan.com/

[k12sosse]

SmartPipe already has a lock and key algorithm that employs your topographical anal handshake.¹

https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

[jobigoud]

Haha! Wow, the part where there is a device down the pipe that acts as a mini laboratory, analyzes the fecal matter passing through, and sends you medical alerts on your smartphone… I could totally see this exist in the future. Identification could probably be done by sequencing the gut microbiome to avoid the camera taking pictures of your ass.

[TFortunato]

In case you missed a few months back, looks like it is becoming a reality :-) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23451530

[totetsu]

But are they ISO/IEC 27001 complaint