[the_pwner224]

> U.S. Senator Marco Rubio, a Florida Republican and acting chair of the U.S. Senate’s intelligence committee, told Reuters in a statement that the Rite Aid system’s potential link to China was “outrageous.” “The Chinese Communist Party’s buildup of its Orwellian surveillance state is alarming, and China’s efforts to export its surveillance state to collect data in America would be an unacceptable, serious threat,” he said.

Paragraph works just as well after s/China/America/g.

[mywittyname]

If someone s/China/America/g that statement, Mr Rubio would call them an anti-American, far-left communo-fascist who regularly wipes their ass with the constitution, and point out how George Washington personally warned him to keep an eye out for people like that.