[edw519]

OK Rich, I know it's just good clean fun (especially today), so I'll see your "We Pay Haiku" and raise you a...

  Hacker News Dilemma
  
  You work your butt off on your blog
    Providing content that's all the rage,
  But no matter how hard you try and try
    You can't hit the Hacker News front page.
    
  Then someone takes your picture
    Goofing off or rolling joints,
  And there your are at Number 1
    Voted up with 42 points.

[aberman]

Well done, sir.

Again, I agree - I didn't think this belonged on HN.

[bullrunbear]

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