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by trishankkarthik 2162 days ago
YAML IS NOT AN EFFING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, EVEN IN 2020
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Please don't use uppercase for emphasis. If you want to emphasize a word or phrase, put asterisks around it and it will get italicized.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html.

yaml deserves all caps
If we take the union of all allcaps-deservers across the set of all users with such feelings, half the site will run through an upcase function.

As in any mutually assured destruction scenario, we must all restrain ourselves.

dang, I was clearly joking...
If you guys can't even take a "bad" joke, gods help you all. Feel free to ban me.
There are multiple XML based programming languages, so no doubt properly complex YAML configs are Turing complete by now.

I mean what do you expect? People cram Turing completeness everywhere and anywhere.

If you don't want people to reach for Turing complete config languages, don't make them solve weird problems in config files, imo.