[dijit]

This is..

.. satire?

What do you propose as an alternative to github/gitlab/code hosting?

I can break down reasons for github/gitlab as a service being aggressive value, however I would be shot down with "but that's not reality, you should compare competitors!" as it was in this comment chain... So I'd love for you to pontificate on the point you're making.

[cooliosis]

Either pontificate doesn't mean what you think it means, or you're being an asshole.