[frostburg]

Not going to dox myself to prove it, sorry (actually it would be provable by doing some sleuthing over my posting history here, but I'm not going to point out exactly how either).

[29athrowaway]

Fair enough. It is hard to get the true sentiment of a post. What I said was part skepticism, part humor. If your story is true, good for you.

I recommend you think lightly of posts like these. This is not a debate, and if it was, there's clearly nothing to win.