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I was a bit surprised by this exchange:

Q: Should I be more worried about EMP Attacks or solar storms?

A: Opinions differ. But the EMP Commission is more worried about EMP attacks.

Q: Why?

Here's where I expected the answer to be:

A: Because it's the EMP Commission. It's right there in the name. The Solar Storm Commission is down the hall on the right.

(I personally imagine it in the voice of John Cleese)