[i_have_to_speak]

Here's one in 100 lines of bash called, what else, "bocker": https://github.com/p8952/bocker

[D2187645]

Now someone make one for fortran

[swasheck]

I have nipples, can you milk me?

[Exmoor]

ASK HN: Help me explain to my wife why I'm doubled over laughing about a Fortran/Lactation joke.

[d33]

Could someone explain the joke to me?

[nfrmatk]

https://youtu.be/bXNwzKo5Yps

[d33]

The video doesn't seem to be available - perhaps it is marked as private?

[ryanmjacobs]

This is the perfect comment :)

[Ballas]

Or a C implementation for the same reason...

[ErikBjare]

Or Rust, "rocker" would make a great name.

[still_grokking]

So you mean Bash is a high level language compared to Go? /s

[phinnaeus]

previous discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22244706

[pjmorris]

I was expecting 'shocker.'