This feels like something Cards Against Humanity would do. I would definitely buy a deck of cards that comes with an acre of land that can’t be touched for ten years.
I very much appreciate the offer but I’m already a bit in over my head with one company so I don’t think I can manage a second. Anyone who is interested can definitely count me as a customer though :)
> Why do we have to do everything?
Custom-printed decks of cards are insanely cheap. You should take your idea and run with it!