See, that will NEVER happen. Completely impractical. SCTP has a different protocol number in the IP datagram header and many devices will either drop or malfunction when faced with protocol numbers they don't understand. UDP and TCP (protocol numbers 6 and 17) are well-supported, by practically all devices.
UDP is as clean as you can get it. It is more or less free of any overhead. And networks know UDP already. A new IP protocol is far more likely to be rejected in the network.
Aaaa, you mean the problem of -smart- stupid pipes. These do and will exist all the time and this is an opportunity for them to realise how detrimental they do is to Internet.