Ask HN: Are there any languages that implemented all the best features?

[wiineeth]

There are many different bad designs in programming languages. i was wondering which language has implemented most the best programming language features from different languages.

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Oz attempts to be multiparadigm; I liked their taxonomy but haven't tried the language itself.

(still waiting for "ADD ONE TO COBOL GIVING COBOL", myself)

[rurban]

perl6 is such a eierlegendewollmilchsau. oops, now called raku

[lizmat]

For the German colloquialism challenged (adapted from a GT translation):

An egg-laying wool milk sow is a colloquial expression that describes something (a thing, person or problem solution) that "only has advantages, satisfies all needs, meets all requirements"

[rurban]

This is an image of this animal http://bleaklow.com/images/2003/p6_cover.gif

I also have a similar pic for pony, which is actually performant, and not designed by committee.