[drewbug01]

I respect your commitment to fighting bigotry, but I mean - those toilets can be pretty nasty. May as well use them, now that we have them. :)

[arbitrage]

Paper ass gaskets do not diminish transmission of any microbial contamination on a toilet seat. They exist solely for psychological benefit.

[gumby]

An excellent term that made me laugh out loud!

[gumby]

Well, I survived for decades before they were widespread, and have survived since, so...

[bdauvergne]

There are more pathogens on your hands than on your butt, as you touch the whole world with your hands and keep your butt most of the time in your pants.