[hprotagonist]

ah, yes, trove of witty banter that i read obsessively in 1999 or so.

To this day, if you ask me "hey do you know what sucks?" my reflexive answer is gonna be "vacuums!"

[dylan604]

Back in the 80s, Radio DJs were not allowed to say "suck" on the air, so they switched to "vacuums". As a kid, I just remember how dumb the government must be to implement such a lame rule. As an adult, my opinion overall of government hasn't really improved.

[adnanh]

same!!!