[TheGrassyKnoll]

(I'm reading the comments first)

  My first impression was that the article was written by a 

man. Calling yourself a 'bitch' would be a self-insult that could jolt you out of your laziness. I'm pretty damn lazy though...

[hoseja]

Yeah, I was somewhat surprised to find the author is a woman. The bitch is not very gendered here.