[hirundo]

This app works pretty much like that: https://www.goarmy.com

It even fills in the todo items for you. But you should read the EULA carefully. It can be difficult to uninstall.

[dvtrn]

Is this a hilarious autocorrect or did you mean to link the United States Army homepage? Because in a funny way, even if you didn’t the description you gave is kind of fitting and is a bit amusing as veteran (cue: “that’s the joke”?)

[rabidrat]

Pretty sure it's a joke straight from r/outside :)