[atilaneves]

That would be satan's language.

[thesuperbigfrog]

Perl may be ugly, but it is not evil.

Malbolge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge) is evil.

Perl's unofficial mascot is a camel because Perl is a lot like a camel: a beast of burden that requires little and will get you through the desert, but that may not be as pretty as other languages.

[elteto]

You forgot to mention the smell :)