[TheSpiceIsLife]

I couldn't agree more.

And this is why I like to call them "Self-Crashing Cars".

I'm fully capable of ploughing in to moving and stationary objects at high speed, under acceleration, myself. Thank you very much.

And OTA updates that can change the behaviour of the vehicle between uses? Just no. I have enough trouble switching between my Japanese and European cars (one of each) where the indicator stalks are on opposite sides of the steering column. I'm forever indicating my intention to turn with the wipers!