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by helsinkiandrew 2241 days ago
Dear Mr neilgodwin, My name is Prince Bakare Abacha. I am a former Major General in the N1gerian Space Force. I have several lucrative Lunar Mining investment opportunities I would like to discuss with you via direct massage.
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Salutations Mr. Prince Bakare Abacha,

I would love a direct massage on my next trip to Nigeria... In fact I have 401 reasons to look into your offer! I hope very much we can meet up for the direct massage and mutually enjoy being fondled under your expert care.

Also I will be traveling to the planet Luna in the upcoming Russian mining mission. I am looking for investors that are interested in sponsoring me in exchange for a percentage of my cut in the mining operation.

Please respond with your interest. I am very excited about the direct massage and the opportunity to work with you in a mutually beneficial business opportunity!

Sincerely,

Sr. Cosmosnot Andropov Niet Bing Zhou