[optymizer]

As a fun, tongue-in-cheek project, someone should build a website with this timeline of languages going from cool to uncool.

For people who are busy with life and work, but who want to learn a new cool language, it would answer the question "what's the cool thing right now?". You look at the timeline, it's language X.

This also enables fun future oniony articles like "Go no longer cool", "Rust going the way of the dinosaur", "C++ is the new kid on the block", "Node.js is dead, long live X" etc.

[vatotemking]

You forgot the "X is considered harmful" article.