[carapace]

Last time I tried to grouch that grouch someone pointed out how the the ratio of amibiguously-named projects to all projects approaches unity. Try it yourself, it's fun:

C

Go

Swift

Java

Python

Haskell (named for a guy)

Curry (also named for that guy)

Icon

Self

Lisp

...you can go on aaaaaall day...

Eiffel

Octave

Factor

Joy

Julia

R

...