[carapace]

> This is not universally agreed

Well, what is? I mean flat-earthers don't agree the world is round, should we take their objections seriously?

> sounds a bit like a modernized version of "let them eat cake."

Except how am I Marie Antoinette?

I'm just trying to look on the bright side.

It sucks that those birds are going to live and die and go to waste. It sucks that the people working there are out of work. It sucks that the company is losing money. All of that sucks.

The best you can say is, well, it's a good excuse to try to eat healthier.

FWIW, my sister roasted two chickens just the other day and they were delicious. So don't think I'm not feeling the pain here. (Is little joke. Trying to end on upbeat note here. Work with me.)