[animalCrax0rz]

Which part of "The paper I linked to below describes a technique they call "deep parsing." Check it out for more context." could you not parse?

I mean if us humans have a difficulty parsing each other's statements, then why should machines do any better?

[atq2119]

None. I was merely pointing out that your comment wasn't a response to albertzeyer's point about statistical methods. That is to say, maybe you didn't parse their comment properly ;)

[animalCrax0rz]

Nope, I was simply countering that it's not as simple as they suggested. I added the link to the paper to show one approach to given them some context as to what might it look like.

[WillPostForFood]

The number of humans that would have difficulty parsing "shirt without stripes" is very very low.

[animalCrax0rz]

I keep trying to talk about the general problem and people keep focusing on this one example. I give up. :)