[warrenwilkinson]

These requirements are too stringent. Something better give, or what he wants is a Java that is both more featured, simpler, and better documented.

1. Must run on a very specific instruction set (JVM).

2. Must have (require?) lots of documentation

3. Be both Object Oriented, and Functional.

4. Must be able to automagically do multicore.

5. Must also contain a full type inferencing system.

6. While prioritizing human readability over consistent syntax.

7. And constrain itself to a very specific call stack layout.