[hanniabu]

You must be real fun at parties.....

Friend: I'm going to grab more drinks from the store

You: There are several very large assumptions implicit in that sentence

Friend: ?

You: Your car can break down, you can get in an accident on the way there, the store can be robbed and you can get shot, you may get a call about your parents dying on the way, a meteor may strike and kills us all...

[sitkack]

I would love to party at jacquesm, we could talk about all the ways that civilization is a rube goldberg machine.