[9nGQluzmnq3M]

It's oddly satisfying (and entirely characteristic) that Oracle apparently screws over both sides of the sales deal.

[toomuchtodo]

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5170246

[quaquaqua1]

I was in Sun's Hardware division if that makes it any more or less satisfying for you ^.^

I ain't neva sold a database license in my life!