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by smortaz 2251 days ago
The Burroughs OS (“Master Control Program”) in the 70s had a routine from which all other processes were started. Its name was MotherForker(). It was eventually renamed when HR found out.
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Burroughs MCP impresses me with its lifespan (which is ongoing)

Initial release 1961; 59 years ago

Latest release 19.0[1] / June 2019

I wonder who uses it today and for what?

Definitely. The OS, HW and Extended Algol had some nice features that were ahead of their time. I haven’t kept up, but their mainframes were very popular with banks etc.
Except that in the 70's it would have been "Personnel Administration" (or more commonly "Personnel") rather than "HR".
Honestly, that's a much better name than "Human Resources" - where did "HR" come from anyway?
Wikipedia has got you covered: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_resources#Origins_of_the...

They also have 'Concerns about the terminology' as the next section.

Anyone have any suggestions for a better name? Human Capital?
No, “Human Resources” is an accurate description of the view a company’s senior management has of its workers. Something to be used up and then discarded, like a cartridge of printer toner.
How bleak an idea.
I was going suggest “Pleb Management” but the acronym “PM” is already overused between Product/Program/Project Management.
Management Ass Covering is the most accurate name.
Talent Retention.
That's not really what they do in practice.

Personnel department perhaps? It's nice and bland.

(It's just a direct translation of the German Personalabteilung.)

The need to conflate humans with resources so the C-level can exploit them without too much thought.
MCP the one in tron?