[DeathArrow]

Ask some philosophers "what you need to do to have a good life?". They will start discussing:

"What is life?" "What is good?" "What is need?" "What is you?" "What is what?"

And those discussions will never end unless the time itself ends.

[pier25]

If you ask Conan he will have a definite answer though:

> Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

(this is a philosophical joke)

[toyg]

This is why Conan is a king and a pirate, and the philosophers are all dead.

[blunderkid]

Well put sistah!