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Oh, no—that was the guy who loved MS and .NET despite working in a Linux-based shop, drove a Chinese-Russian SUV when not riding a roadbike in tight pants, supported Putin and swore about every ten words in both speech and chats, that's all while looking hella dorky. One thing I can't picture him doing is pining for Lisp.

Now, grinding everyone's gears with his abuse of `switch`—that was right up his alley, what with already grinding them with his political commentary outside of code.