[ninju]

https://xkcd.com/1172/

(leave your mouse over the image and read the hover text :-))

[codetrotter]

I’m on mobile, what does the alt text say again?

[detaro]

https://m.xkcd.com/1172/ <- mobile version has a button for alt text

> There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.