[prophesi]

"Zoom has always strived to use encryption to protect content in as many scenarios as possible, and in that spirit, we used the term end-to-end encryption. While we never intended to deceive any of our customers, we recognize that there is a discrepancy between the commonly accepted definition of end-to-end encryption and how we were using it."

In other words, "We deceived our customers with false advertising but we're never going to admit that."

[robbyt]

"We never intended to deceive any customers when we invented a new definition of e2e encryption"

[Spivak]

"The business and marketing teams, who have never heard of the term e2e before, looked for a term to describe the feature of having every part of leg of the call encrypted, came up with e2e, and used it in the copy."

[netsharc]

Oh fucking hell, that corporate bullshit.

If my non-existant wife catches me snorting coke out of a stripper's ass I'm going to say "I recognize that there's a discrepancy between the commonly accepted definition of marriage fidelity and how I'm using it."